Monday, November 12, 2007

Brian Posehn interviews Dethklok


Posehn, a fellow Northern-Californian, sits down with Brendon Small in character as Nathan Explosion and Skwisgaar Skwigelf. What follows is brilliance.

Brian Posehn interviews Dethklok (The Onion AV Club)

BP: Where's the most brutal place you've been?

NE: San Jose, maybe. There's just, like, Applebee's and, you know, Starbucks and strip malls.


BP: What was the last book you read?

NE: Does count as a book?


BP: Who would win in a one-armed knife fight: Bruce Dickinson or Dio? The singer from Arch Enemy or the singer from Krokus? Pickles or Rick Allen from Def Leppard?

NE: Dio is more wiry and very quick, so maybe he would win. But then again, Bruce Dickinson was a master fencer. But then again, I'm pretty sure Dio is a wizard. But he wouldn't be able to use his wizarding powers in a knife fight, would he? Dickinson would win. Or Dio. It would be a tie. Angela from Arch Enemy would win easily. She's hot and tough. She would even kill me in a knife fight. And if Pickles is sober, he'd win, but if he's been drinking, he'd be knifed and bleed vodka and it would be like an open bar.


The parts about the mosh pit and then the tail end of the interview are also stellar. I wish the show itself were funnier, because the fact that Small wrote all the songs and did all the guitars and vocals is seriously mind-blowing.

Also I keep wanting to talk about "The Office" every week but that would be unadulterated gushing. :-*