Brian Posehn interviews Dethklok

Posehn, a fellow Northern-Californian, sits down with Brendon Small in character as Nathan Explosion and Skwisgaar Skwigelf. What follows is brilliance.

Brian Posehn interviews Dethklok (The Onion AV Club)

BP: Where's the most brutal place you've been?

NE: San Jose, maybe. There's just, like, Applebee's and, you know, Starbucks and strip malls.

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BP: What was the last book you read?

NE: Does blabbermouth.net count as a book?

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BP: Who would win in a one-armed knife fight: Bruce Dickinson or Dio? The singer from Arch Enemy or the singer from Krokus? Pickles or Rick Allen from Def Leppard?

NE: Dio is more wiry and very quick, so maybe he would win. But then again, Bruce Dickinson was a master fencer. But then again, I'm pretty sure Dio is a wizard. But he wouldn't be able to use his wizarding powers in a knife fight, would he? Dickinson would win. Or Dio. It would be a tie. Angela from Arch Enemy would win easily. She's hot and tough. She would even kill me in a knife fight. And if Pickles is sober, he'd win, but if he's been drinking, he'd be knifed and bleed vodka and it would be like an open bar.

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The parts about the mosh pit and then the tail end of the interview are also stellar. I wish the show itself were funnier, because the fact that Small wrote all the songs and did all the guitars and vocals is seriously mind-blowing.


Also I keep wanting to talk about "The Office" every week but that would be unadulterated gushing. :-*