Vidja Gaems

Is anyone else playing Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure, because it is seriously fun and hard but in a good way, not like R.Mika, that jerk.


In fact, R.Mika, why do you suck so bad? Why do you have command throws with precarious timing and terrible range? And why, if I somehow whiff those command throws, do you assume that I meant to do your half-circle-back moves, which are terrible and leave you open to attack even if you connect? Why do you have so few frames of invisibility? Why is your normal moveset a confusing mess? Why do your super combos do piddly damage despite the fact that you are slamming someone into the ground after jumping off a turnbuckle? Why are all your super combos so awkward anyway? Why do your crouching attacks make you invulnerable on purpose? In fact, why does every single movement you make include some horrifically self-punishing window of opportunity? You are the worst. Praise the lord that you've never appeared in any other fighting game. Stay away. No one likes you. If they do they are jerks too so go live in jerkyjerkland together, ya jerks.

(i am pretty addicted to street fighter alpha 3 on commutes to work (´・ω・’))